Some days your calendar is packed, your inbox is overflowing - and your emotional availability is nowhere to be found.

This cap tells the world you’ve logged out mentally, but the back delivers the truth: you’re not relaxing… you’re spiralling.

Wear it on your commute, coffee runs, or anywhere people try to ask you how you’re really doing.

Classic black dad cap embroidered with "Emotionally Out Of Office" on the front and "BRB Spiralling" on the back.

Once size fits most - Adjustable with buckle closure.

Behold, the final flicker of your workplace enthusiasm - and oh look, it’s on fire. 

This sticker perfectly captures the slow, inevitable meltdown of corporate life. 

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or cubicle wall as a warning: once this flame is out, all bets are off.

Super durable and water-resistant
Matte finish

Size: 2.36in x 2.75in / 6cm x 7cm